Sissy the Dog

MORE NOISES OVER MY HEAD!!!!1

2008-11-07T18:26:00.002-08:00

Original: October 9, 2005

Mood:Scared.
I want some food.

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! I’ve been really, REALLY scared all week! All those big loud things I’ve been talking about have went over my house EVERY DAY this week! And I’m so scared, I’m just a little dog and this scares me!

I think they’re demons of some kind! They go up into the air and they sometimes make a noise that sounds like: PHWOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHh! And then they light up and it’s so SCARY!

Not only that, but this week my owners left me here! It’s even worse because it was wet and cold and it hurt my feet. I’m so tired of them leaving without me. Why can’t I go up to the mountains with them? Huh?

Oh well. Just another day in Sissy’s life.

Anger is bad

2008-11-07T18:26:00.001-08:00

Original: September 23, 2005

Mood:Scared.
I want some food.

I’m so scared right now. There’s this stuff happening, and my owner’s been sick and angry and yelling over his homework. But there are some bright sides. For example, my owner’s learned to feed me like his mom does. It’s about time. I was getting worried he’d never try it himself.

I guess he’s been having some trouble getting to sleep, and just tonight he yelled over an algebra assignment-I guess it’s about something called “natural log-rhythms” or something, and he says he won’t accept any help and he’s going to drop out of school and all of this stuff. I don’t know what he’s thinking.

Anyway, I’ve been sniffing the pee other dogs leave out in front of our house, and it smells like the other dogs are getting older too. Why, just yesterday it seems like, I was throwing up in the front room, and getting into all sorts of trouble. Now I just pee there when my owners leave me at home for too long. It’s so sad.

Oh well. Just another day in Sissy’s life.

Why can't they make cars smell like bacon?

2008-11-07T18:24:00.000-08:00

Original: July 28, 2005

Mood:Scared.
I want some food.

My owner just got a new car. It’s this big red one. I sniffed it, it smelled like food. I like this new car. He says all kinds of things, like it has a “graystone leather” interior, and that it has a “6-cylinder, 2.5 liter engine”, but I like it because it smells like food. Is it so much to ask for these auto makers to make their cars smell like food?

My owners are going on another darned trip again. That scares me. What’s going to happen if I run out of food? You know? It’s just scary.

The little plastic people are acting normal. I usually protect them from this little kid named “Josh” that’s always trying to kill them and me. Once, I even barked at this little kid. But, I’d rather it if they (the little plastic people) would give me some food from time to time.

I haven’t gotten my toenails trimmed recently, so they’re starting to catch on the shag carpeting. What’s a dog to do? You know?

Oh well. Just another day in Sissy’s life.

WHY ARE THERE BOOMING NOISES OVER MY HEAD?!

2008-11-07T18:23:00.000-08:00

Original: July 3, 2005

Mood:Scared.
I want some food.

Today was bad for me. Every time about now there are these weird booming noises all over the place, and light flashing and stuff. It’s almost as bad as when these big hot air balloons fly overhead, and it always scares me.

But that isn’t the worst part. My owners don’t always feed me right away, and it pisses me off. I mean, every night they give me bellyrubs, and it’s the least they can do to give me food every once and awhile, like WHEN THEY COME HOME AFTER GOING TO A RESTAURANT? I only get to eat twice a day. What’s up with that? Oh well.

I’m worried about some of the people on the Internet. Some of them don’t type all that well, and they use acronyms and such. I don’t get it. I don’t know what “lol” means. Or “wtf”. Why can’t these people just spell these words out? How hard can it be?